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presidentgay:

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

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lokisuggestion:

1dietcokeinacan:

My heart is so full

Listen. I am shown a great many catte images by my loyal adherents and followers. But this short film clip…is of a caliber beyond most others.

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mapsontheweb:

Travel time to the nearest city in Australia.

(Source: theguardian.com)

luanna801:

bifacts:

You: So do you have a preference for men or women?

Me: *gazing deeply into the distance* I have a preference for justice

OK but this exchange literally happened in canon with Wonder Woman:

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vergen:

oh my goodness

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